Ay, mi pelo

so I started losing my hair.
it's strange. I first noticed it a couple days ago. the bathtub was gathering more and more black hair after I showered. looked like a small dog was washed in the tub.
I'm glad i shaved my head. i don't think I would have taken that very well.
but without the pompadour, there's still plenty of hair to lose.
my beloved t-bird of hair on my chest is thinning.
Phil always reminded I was a hairy beast man. ever seen my legs?
and my father likes to compare my feet to hobbits on account of all the hair. mind you, my father also called me meatball the day after my testicle was removed.
you gotta' have a sense of humor.